Permanently Crossed Fingers Syndrome (PCFS) is a debilitating disease that is creating havoc in the pharmaceutical industry. Once a rare phenomena that was only discussed in the privacy of an executive's third home in the Hamptons, it is now a clinically relevant syndrome that is affecting the industry executive's ability to do their business. 
This uncut video was recorded at an undisclosed location; the individual's name and identity will be kept private and his voice has been modified to prevent any identification. Jane Tremont, a Molecular Molecules' technician is conducting the interview. You will notice she is fully masked to prevent any transmission of this hideous condition. The person in the video is a 47 year old pharmaceutical executive and veteran of several high profile drugs including Zoloft and Bextra. He has agreed to participate in our state-of-the-art clinical test starting in 2014.
The picture on the left also shows a patient with their toes crossed (rare crossed toes syndrome, RCTS) which is in the same family as PCFS. Molecular Molecules MMX-109 will only claim crossed fingers as its first indication, however, a physician or medicine man may decide to treat off-label. Depending on the severity of this condition, PCFS can affect a man's ability to urinate effectively, eat at restaurants, and banter with other high level people. Perhaps most annoying for sufferers of PCFS is the inability to finger point; finger pointing is a sign of strength in this industry and people who do not do this are almost certainly affected with this condition.

Signs and Symptoms of PCFS

You can tell an individual is possibly affected by PCFS when he or she show the following signs:
  • executives who never point to anything
  • men whose hands are typically behind their back when speaking in a group, standing
  • women who use both hands to hold their purse when speaking in a group, standing
  • men using both hands to urinate
  • men/women having trouble walking (for the rare crossed toes syndrome, RCTS)
  • men/women who never take their socks/shoes off in public (RCTS)
  • men/women who have a long list of excuses for not hand-writing anything
  • men/women who never hold hands with anyone
  • men/women who do not smoke cigarettes

Other Potential Markets

Our team of targeting specialists are always looking to increase shareholder value, and as such, have identified the political arena for PCFS. Although still in its earlier stages, we have found several indications that PCFS and IAFIS (I'm A Fucking Idiot Syndrome) can go hand in hand. More details will emerge as we analyze the data.